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Blind date between Seinfeld lovers

Dinner With Cupid

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Boston Articles
February 12, 2012

SHERRY BRODY > 45

Marketing consultant, writer, and producer

COMEDIAN WHO SHARES HER TASTE > Jerry Seinfeld

HER PERFECT MATCH > Creative but not a tattooed hipster

 

DAVID SOTTILARO > 44

Music teacher

COMEDIAN WHO SHARES HIS TASTE > Jerry Seinfeld

HIS PERFECT MATCH > Artistic and creative with a sense of humor

7:30 P.M. > LA MORRA > BROOKLINE VILLAGE 

>THE WARM-UP ACT

SHERRY I was a little preoccupied with work, but I did manage to hit the gym.

DAVID I taught a few music lessons with my students, rushed home, and then headed over to the restaurant.

SHERRY I was on time and was waiting at the hostess stand when he came up and said who he was.

 

>HELLO, NEWMAN

DAVID Sherry seemed a little bit nervous.

SHERRY He wasn’t the type of guy I normally date. The date started awkward and remained so throughout the evening.

DAVID We spoke about our careers, where we were from. I usually shy away from those standard things, but I see how they are necessary.

SHERRY David repeatedly admitted how nervous he was. He drank water and I asked him what he did for a living.

DAVID The conversation seemed like typical “job interview” stuff.

 

>NO SOUP FOR YOU

SHERRY He said he wasn’t hungry and didn’t care to eat, which I found odd and awkward for a dinner date. He ordered bar snacks and I had a salad, pasta, and panna cotta and a cappuccino for dessert.

DAVID On a first date, I often can’t get interested in eating a lot. I like to try and focus on the person and to talk, so I suggested I would like to get a few appetizers. Sherry seemed taken aback.

SHERRY The waitress found it odd that David wasn’t eating or drinking either.

>YADA, YADA, YADA

DAVID We didn’t have that much in common, but Sherry did mention writing, which I love. Music is my main passion, but it didn’t really seem to interest her.

SHERRY We’re the same age and live in the Boston metropolitan area, [otherwise] we really had nothing in common.

DAVID At one point, I was telling a story about drinking coffee throughout the day, saying I make my first cup at home. Sherry cuttingly said, “Trying to save a buck at Starbucks?” or something to that effect, implying I was cheap. Not friendly behavior on a first date, but maybe I was too sensitive.

SHERRY At the very least, I got to speak with a pleasant person and have a delicious meal.

 

>ROLL CREDITS

SHERRY David is a nice guy, but not for me.

DAVID Sherry seems like a nice woman, but I knew from the very first that this was not going to work. I basically did not feel at ease with her.

SHERRY We exited the restaurant, he hugged me, and gave me his card. He walked to his car and I walked to the T.

 

>POST-MORTEM

DAVID B-

SHERRY C

 

>A SECOND DATE?

DAVID I don’t think another date is likely, but I wish her luck.

SHERRY No, we’re not a match.

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