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HAPPY FEET TWO
Directed by: George Miller
Written by: Miller, Warren Coleman, Gary Eck, Paul Livingston
Starring: the voices of Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Ava Acres, Pink, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Hank Azaria
At: Boston Common, Fenway, suburbs, and Jordan”s Furniture IMAX in Reading and Natick
Running time: 100 minutes
Rated: PG (penguin poop,
mild peril)
Centuries from now, cultural historians will look at “Happy Feet Two’’ and ask one question: What the heck were they smoking?
Like the original 2006 “Happy Feet,’’ the 3-D sequel is a vision of bizarro Antarctican excess, with thousands of digitally animated penguins thundering in choreographic lockstep to an unholy fusion of Janet Jackson, Queen, and the 1962 doo-wop novelty song “Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow.’’ Imagine Animal Planet hiring Leni Riefenstahl to produce a hip-hop “Riverdance.’’ Is your brain starting to hurt? Good - maybe now you’re ready for the exuberant weirdness of this movie.
