Status provides small comfort

James Carroll

November 14, 2011|By James Carroll

‘WHAT AIRLINE?’’ the cabbie asks, as we head off to the Denver airport. I tell him. Catching my eyes in the mirror, he asks, “Would that be premier or ordinary?’’

What? Then I realize. “Ordinary,’’ I answer, and feel the faintest bolt of shame. At the check-in computer, I am offered, for $45, access to the express security lane, and, for $50, a day pass to the airline’s VIP lounge. I might buy a seat with extra legroom, but they are sold out.

In the mobbed security hall, the dedicated channel for flight crews and premier-lane users is backed up, too, but these privileged passengers don’t seem to mind. At my ordinary checkpoint, do I sense condescension in the TSA officer? Eventually, I arrive at the gate as the microphone crackles, indicating that boarding is about to start. “We welcome passengers for Flight 678 to Boston,’’ the gate agent announces, “and we invite active-duty US service personnel to approach the red carpet first.’’ At the narrow jetway entrance, a rope-stand separates small stretches of carpet - one red, one blue - angling into the same passageway. “And now, in order, we welcome our 100,000-mile travelers, premier executives, star gold, gold elite, premier, star silver, star silver elite, and Chase Explorer card members.’’ She has recited the litany without missing a beat, and a large cluster of passengers crowds at the gate. Only now does the gate agent invite “our first class passengers to come to the red carpet.’’ Further crowding. “And now, children under 4, and persons with special needs - the blue carpet, please.’’

That more people press the red carpet side than the blue carries a surprising implication: a large proportion of passengers have elite status of one kind or another. Watching from the margin, my eyes catch those of a fellow “ordinary,’’ who seems to have noticed the same thing. He rolls his eyeballs. I wonder. Americans have always been of two minds, valuing the country’s egalitarian ethos, while also obsessing about celebrities and VIPs. When the red carpet crowds out the blue, what is the meaning of elite?

On “Saturday Night Live,’’ Chevy Chase used to begin the weekly news cast by announcing, “I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not.’’ The line always got a laugh because it poked fun at the universal need to define oneself positively by defining someone else negatively. It isn’t enough to be Chevy Chase: someone else has to not be. The joke was amplified by the actor’s name, since Chevy Chase is a once-elite suburb of Washington and still the site of an exclusive country club. The pleasures of clubs include who is not allowed.

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