No rest for the wicket

The weird, wonderful — and absolutely cutthroat — world of competitive croquet.

July 10, 2011|By Kevin Alexander

With its sprawling layout, creaky pine floorboards, and dining room featuring five wrought-iron chandeliers and a somewhat terrifying oversize terra-cotta fireplace decorated with gargoyle heads, the Lenox Club seems less like a country club and more like the country mansion of an eccentric billionaire who, upon serving you dinner, will announce that at midnight someone in the room will be murdered. Instead, a man with a white beard stands up to give a toast. Dressed in a coat and tie with flushed cheeks that suggest cocktails have been served, he glances around at the 30 or so others sitting in the dining room and begins pointing out various members of the crowd. Finally his gaze falls upon a man with a salt-and-pepper goatee seated right in front. “Jim Turner,” the man says, “is one of our bicoastal players.” He pauses, either for effect or to rein in a wayward thought. “And he is just killing everyone.” It’s true. Turner, who lives in the San Francisco Bay area and spends summers on Martha’s Vineyard, is playing extremely well and will be the number one seed going into the final day. That may explain why another top player, David Ekstrom, shouts out, “Well, that’s why we need to break his thumbs!” And though the crowd roars with laughter, it’s kind of hard to tell – aside from a small, wry smile – whether Ekstrom is joking.

If you play competitive croquet and live in New England, chances are you mark your calendar for the Berkshire Invitational, then schedule the rest of your summer plans. Widely considered one of the top croquet tournaments in the Northeast (and usually drawing a stronger field than the Massachusetts State Championship), it’s been played every June for the past 16 years at the Lenox Croquet Club – essentially two manicured full-size croquet courts kitty-corner to a small pavilion, bordered by woods on two sides, and reachable only by an unpaved road that looks more like a trail. Above it sits the Lenox Club, a by-invitation-only social club of considerable Brahmin pedigree founded in 1864, which treats the Croquet Club as its mistress, loosely affiliating with it, occasionally even letting it use its facilities, but with no plans to make it official.

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