The Sarah Silverman Program 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
OMG. This show is so totally sick. I love it! Sarah, whose mustache seems to be growing inordinately long, learns she was born with male and female sex organs. So she gains access to the one that was removed when she was an infant, accidentally swallows it, recovers it, and decides to wear it on a chain around her neck. Pictured: Silverman.
Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam 9 p.m., VH1
This annual special, which is not from Coca-Cola, is the first of two concerts in anticipation of the Super Bowl (the second is tomorrow night). Tonight’s performers are Rihanna and Justin Bieber, neither of whom will be drinking Coke. Cohosts Kevin Dillon and Nancy O’Dell will also not be drinking Coke.