Chaos. Tasty, tasty chaos. An elbow’s in your ear; it belongs to the girl who’s wedged into the space between her friend’s barstool and yours. You’ve been waiting an hour that feels like two. Or has it been two? People come in, look at the crowd, and turn on their heels. You were told an hour and 40 minutes till you could have a table, but now it’s been two and a half. Or you were told an hour and 40 minutes, so you left your cellphone number and went down the street for drinks, only to have your phone ring the second the bartender gets your cocktail in her shaker. Chug! Chug! You want that table. An elbow’s in your side; it belongs to the guy trying to put his coat on in a space the size of a magician’s vanishing box. He vanishes. You’re seated, finally, famished, a little tipsy. A bite of something’s in your mouth; it’s carbonara spiked with sea urchin, the chaos quiets, fades into the background, this is so good. Chaos. Tasty, tasty chaos.