THE MEXICAN
(HBO on Comcast) A long, slow-motion train wreck of a film in which Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts star, but don’t have many scenes together. Just as well. This post-Tarantino crime caper, triggered by a chase after the antique pistol of the title, tries to pass off a lot of aimless zigzagging as quirkiness. James Gandolfini’s ability to put a few twists on his hit man’s role is the only thing worth watching. (R; runs through Nov. 16)