In 1964, Groucho Marx was asked which of his contemporaries he considered fastest on the draw in terms of "one-line impromptus." Marx replied, "George S. Kaufman, Oscar Levant, and Irving Brecher." Irving Brecher? Before his death last year, at 94, screenwriter and professional curmudgeon Brecher was one of Hollywood's best-kept secrets. Which is surprising when you consider that he turned out scripts for the likes of Fred Astaire, Judy Garland, Dick Van Dyke, and Lucille Ball.
While even the most devout movie buffs may not know Brecher's name, his contributions to cinema are unforgettable. The sight of Groucho wooing matronly Margaret Dumont in "At the Circus" may have been a rib-tickler to begin with, but it was Brecher's inspired dialogue that made their pairing truly hilarious: "We were young, gay, reckless! That night I drank champagne from your slipper. Two quarts. It would have been more, but they were open-toed. Ah, Hildegard!"