Of course, a vivid imagination isn't required to enjoy the Wilburton Inn's many charms. But it doesn't hurt.
Enter the innkeepers, stage left. Georgette Levis, called "Gorgeous" by her family, is the sister of the late playwright Wendy Wasserstein. Albert Levis, a Greek-born psychiatrist, is the author of "Conflict Analysis: The Formal Theory of Behavior." Together they manage the 23-acre B&B that includes the 11-bedroom mansion with a restaurant featuring new American cuisine, as well as four cottages, circa 1950, some with small kitchens, separate living rooms, and private decks. A fifth building, the Curry Reunion House, has five bedrooms with baths and looks like a Swiss chalet.
Arriving in the shoulder season between the leaf peepers and the skiers at nearby Stratton and Bromley mountains, I was the inn's lone guest. Checking in, I discovered the restaurant was closed for the week, as were many in the area. I also learned the innkeepers don't live on-site (cue horror movie music) but was reassured there is always staff on the property overnight (switch back to soothing Merchant Ivory production score).
I was graciously upgraded from third floor Room 11 to second floor Room 4, though I would have been happy in either accommodation. Room 4 is spacious, with a comfortable king-size four-post bed and floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the valley. There's a chaise for lounging, an Oriental carpet on top of standard wall-to-wall, a boxy TV, and original art on wallpapered walls.
Overall, the architecture makes a better impression than the furnishings. The Levises have owned the property since 1987, and there's a decidedly '80s feel to the fabrics, carpeting, wallpaper, and curtains. Georgette confided, before learning I was there to write a review, that she's planning to upgrade the rooms.
The bathrooms, especially, could use some TLC. The bathroom in Room 4 is small and offers the basics: a tub-shower with sliding glass doors, sink, toilet, and floor tiles of dark wood. The towels are thin and white; the bath mat is gray.