STONEHAM - As director Weylin Symes points out in his program notes, Colin Teevan's "How Many Miles to Basra?," an Iraq-war drama making its US debut at Stoneham Theatre, originated as a radio play. Attempting to ignore that fact is like trying not to think about elephants. Despite Cristina Todesco's evocative set - sweeps of desolate desert brown punctuated by electricity towers - and the best efforts of a generally skilled cast, the play never achieves three-dimensional credibility.
"Basra" tells the fictional story of a humanitarian mission that Sergeant Stewart MacDonald (Derek Stone Nelson), the leader of a British military unit, embarks on after his men gun down two Iraqis at a checkpoint, having mistaken a flashlight for a weapon. With his dying breath, one "Mr. Raghead" - that's hothead Freddie (Jerrell Lee) talking, whose itchy trigger finger initiated the bloodbath - entrusts a small fortune in ransom money to the sergeant, explaining that a sheik has kidnapped his wife and son. As Ursula (Eve Kagan), an embedded journalist, translates, "Now that you have killed him, the debt is yours."