When You Are Engulfed in Flames, By David Sedaris, Little, Brown, 323 pp., $25.99
Much the way that Celine Dion will never run out of hot air or Middle America will never lose its appetite for funnel cakes, so it seems that David Sedaris will never lose his ability to recall the most minute details of his curious North Carolina childhood.
How is it possible that, nearly 40 years after the dreadfully greasy and slothful Mrs. Peacock was charged with caring for the Sedaris children, the author and NPR commentator can still find vivid details in his childhood diary about this villainess, such as, "The first thing I noticed was her hair, which was the color of margarine and fell into waves to the middle of her back. It was the sort of hair you might find on a mermaid, but completely wrong for a sixty-year-old woman who was not just heavy but fat, and moved as if each step might be her last."