OK, you're at a rock festival and it goes on for four decades. The bands are mostly British groups you've never heard of, and anyway they don't play long enough. The bathrooms are disgusting, there are naked hippies everywhere, and you don't even have the appropriate pharmaceuticals. Why in the world are you here?
Good question, and "Glastonbury " almost answers it. England's annual Glastonbury Festival of Contemporary Performing Arts is little known to Americans but easy enough to explain: Imagine if Woodstock had kept recurring every blessed year (almost) since 1970 . On sacred ground, no less. Not far from Stonehenge and plonk in the middle of "England's green and pleasant land, " Glastonbury is the reputed burial site of the Holy Grail and an excellent place to go if you want to hear the music of the spheres. Or the Chemical Brothers .