Maybe I even managed to get the coins out of the optical-illusion goblet; who knows? My point is that I'm hardly unbiased when it comes to a movie called "Night at the Museum." The new family film is frenzied and gallumptious in ways typical to modern Hollywood, and the plot leaks buckets even for a kid-flick fantasy. But I'll say this -- the movie's fun, and it honors the secret promise dinosaur skeletons and stuffed critters offer to children: As soon as you turn your back, they move.
"Night" is essentially one big ad for New York's Museum of Natural History, but that's acceptable as product placements go. Ben Stiller plays Larry Daley, a dreamy Brooklyn schnook who gets a job as the museum's new night guard to convince his ex-wife (Kim Raver) and young son (Jake Cherry) he's dependable. What he doesn't know is that the whole place starts dancing the moment the sun sets.
Why? Does it matter? It has something to do with a magic amulet over in the Egyptian wing, but the upshot is that Larry has to deal with a frisky T. rex skeleton (it likes to play fetch), the beasts of the African veldt (including a capuchin monkey somewhat brighter than the hero), Attila and his Huns, a gum-obsessed Easter Island statue (voiced by Brad Garrett). Etcetera.
The production design is garish but delightful, and director Shawn Levy keeps filing oddities past in the background: faceless Civil War mannequins, Inuits, Pilgrims, clomping bronze explorers. Lewis and Clark spend every night arguing over which way to go.
Since it is the Museum of Natural History, its founder, Teddy Roosevelt, is on hand, played by Robin Williams with what counts for him as restraint and providing Larry with the character-building bully the script requires. (The ex- president has a mildly creepy crush on Mizuo Peck's Sacajawea, but every movie needs a love story, if only a waxen one.)