This show should be hateful. Why?
1) ``The Class," tonight at 8 on Channel 4, is a demographically contrived sitcom, built to further CBS's goal of youth-i-fying its Monday night comedy block in the post-`Everybody Loves Raymond" era. It's carefully devised to match ``How I Met Your Mother" and to remind us of ``Friends," which makes it a Franken-sitcom, which makes it creatively corrupt. Like NBC's single-in-the-city clones of the 1990s, it has a factory-made stink to it.
2.) ``The Class" is an old-school sitcom, in that the laugh track is too loud, the setup doesn't hold water, and the characters are one-trick ponies. Each member of the ensemble relives a single joke over and over -- the husband who acts like a screaming queen, the sullen guy who keeps wanting to kill himself, the dude who still lives with his meddling mother. There's one woman, Lina (played by Heather Goldenhersh) , whose every line is designed to show us just how lovably spaced-out she is, and you may want to muzzle her -- or worse -- halfway through the premiere.