This is one star that is in a wobbly orbit

August 27, 2006|Dan Shaughnessy, Globe Columnist

SEATTLE -- More news yesterday from the International Astronomical Union general assembly in Prague. In the wake of their controversial decision to demote Pluto, the astronomers have agreed to officially recognize Planet Manny as the new ninth celestial body in our solar system.

Makes sense. Planet Manny operates in his own orbit and hits baseballs into outer space. He's certainly no dwarf planet like Pluto.

Closing the loop on another weird week, Manny Ramírez last night made his first start since Wednesday in Anaheim. He he went 0 for 3 with a strikeout, two harmless grounders, and an intentional walk in Boston's 4-3 loss. The only time he had to run hard, he was cut down going from first to third on a single to left in the eighth.

``I think he's a little bit better," manager Terry Francona said when asked about the status of the slugger, who's been plagued with knee and hamstring problems (we think) the last week.

Here's a brief history of the last nine days on Planet Manny:

Friday, Aug. 18: Goes 1 for 2 with a homer and two walks in first loss to the Yankees. Replaced by Gabe Kapler in the top of the ninth. Goes 4 for 6 with a double and two RBIs in the nightcap. Loses a base hit when official scorer charges Derek Jeter with an error on a vicious hopper to Jeter's right. Sox complain to league, requesting error be changed to hit. Protest eventually denied.

Saturday, Aug. 19: According to the Providence Journal, Ramírez has to be talked into playing this game because he's still steamed about Friday's scoring decision. Crushes a three-run homer, and walks twice before Eric Hinske pinch hits for him in the eighth.

Last Sunday: Plays all 10 innings of the fourth consecutive excruciating loss to the Yankees. Goes 2 for 2 with a double and three walks.

Monday: Walks twice before being replaced after four innings of a 2-1 loss in the final game of the Yankee sweep. Francona says Ramírez left because of cramping in his right hamstring.

Tuesday: Sits out until the ninth inning of a 4-3 loss. Pinch hits against Francisco Rodriguez in the ninth and hits a vicious liner to center that is caught by Chone Figgins.

Wednesday: Replaced in the bottom of the fourth after grounding out twice. Francona says Manny has soreness in his right knee.

Thursday: Goes for MRI in Southern California, which shows no structural damage. Francona cites preexisting condition of patellar tendinitis and lists Manny as day-to-day. Does not play against Angels.

Friday: Does not play against Mariners.

Last night: Back in the lineup, back in left field. Nine full innings.

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