Attention Red Sox fans: You're being watched.
Yeah, you, not the just team. You.
I hear it on radio shows all the time. The guy will say, ''So what's the mood in Boston this year? Are people OK with the Sox? Will they be OK if they don't win again? Are people now spoiled? Is it the same as before?"
I mean, you had to know you were going to be watched. There were enough of you out there subscribing to the somewhat convoluted theory that the worst thing that could happen would be for the Red Sox to win the World Series, for that would shatter the woe-is-me mystique that has become so endemic to the experience of Red Sox fandom. By winning it all, the Red Sox would become just another team, not a romantically star-crossed aggregation. I always thought that was nonsense, an absurd reach on the part of pseudo-intellectuals who can spoil the fun with ludicrous over-analysis.