Laugher was the best medicine

May 29, 2005|Bob Ryan, Globe Columnist

NEW YORK -- Behold The Laugher.

That's baseballese for a rout. Every once in a while, a game falls out of the sky that cannot be predicted or explained. It just is. In our ultimate day-to-day sport, there is always daily uncertainty. It is why grandiose pronouncements on baseball that are based on tiny samplings are foolish.

We all knew the Red Sox were better than they'd been playing of late, but when is anyone ever prepared for what we saw yesterday before an official gathering of 55,315 at Yankee Stadium? With 27 hits, the Red Sox came within one of tying a club record en route to a 17-1 thrashing that represents the biggest margin of victory the Red Sox have ever had -- yup, ever -- against the American League team from New York, and that includes Highlanders, Yankees, and representatives of the Evil Empire.

As the late, great Mel Allen would have said, ''How about that!"

It's kind of obvious, but we needed this," said Boston manager Terry Francona. ''Not as much the win, but to have the time to take a breath."

After four stinging losses, capped off by a messy setback Friday night, the Red Sox were relentless and merciless in this one, banging out at least one hit in every inning while batting around twice. Edgar Renteria, who has lifted his average 42 points in less than a week, had the game's biggest blow, a first-pitch fifth-inning opposite-field grand slam off Paul Quantrill, who was then called upon to take one for the team (seven hits, six earned runs while giving up the grand slam, a three-run homer to Trot Nixon, and a two-run shot to Jay Payton, all in just 2 2/3 innings). The Renteria wallop, his fourth lifetime granny, made it 9-0, which, even allowing for the recent shakiness of the Sox bullpen, put this one out of reach.

It was a Red Sox day from the second pitch of the contest. Johnny Damon jumped on a Carl Pavano offering and smashed it off the fence in right-center, missing a home run by a foot or so. Renteria bunted him over to third and David Ortiz brought him home with a sacrifice fly. A 1-0 lead seemed pretty nice at the time.

Damon had no way of knowing he'd get to the plate six more times. But this would turn out to be a day in which even Mark Bellhorn, the No. 9 man, had six at-bats. The Red Sox had the astonishing total of 57 plate apperarances against four Yankees pitchers, each of whom was reached for at least three hits and three runs. In order, Pavano was bad, Mike Stanton was terrible, Quantrill was woeful, and Buddy Groom was horrible.

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