HOUSTON -- If you get through an interview with Ted Washington without being yelled at, it means you've avoided all of the issues that really irritate him. It means you have not asked him about his weight, his age, his personal life. It means you have not asked him to elaborate. When he says the interview is over, it's over. Do not make any attempt to revive the conversation. Ask and he will not listen.
Washington despises interviews. Yet he knew that at Super Bowl media day you have no choice -- unless you want to pay the league for violating the rules. Washington was actually gracious. OK, there were a few slipups by veteran reporters. One of them asked him about his father, a former linebacker for the Houston Oilers, and Washington snapped, "Leave my father out of this! Next!" Another asked him what other positions he dreamed of playing as a kid. He said he always wanted to be a linebacker because of the complexity of the position, and calling the defensive signals was a cool concept. "Not quarterback?' one scribe dared ask. "No!" said Washington loudly.